Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 Caliber, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
Republican's Answer: BANG!
Southern Mississippi Boy's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click
Daughter: Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one?
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
Friday, November 10, 2006
Friday, November 03, 2006
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Peroxide ~ Is this true?
The health benefits of peroxide.....
This was written by Becky Ramsey of Indiana. "I would like to tell you of the benefits of that plain little old bottle of 3% peroxide you can get for under $1.00 at any drug store. My husband has been in the medical field for over 36 years, and most doctors don't tell you about peroxide, or they would lose thousands of dollars."
1. Take one capful (the little white cap that comes with the bottle) and hold in your mouth for 10 minutes daily, then spit it out. (I do it when I bathe) No more canker sores & your teeth will be whiter without expensive pastes. Use it instead of mouthwash. (Small print says mouthwash and gargle right on the bottle)
2. Let your toothbrushes soak in a cup of "Peroxide" to keep them free of germs.
3. Clean your counters, table tops with peroxide to kill germs and leave a fresh smell. Simply put a little on your dishrag when you wipe, or spray it on the counters.
4. After rinsing off your wooden cutting board, pour peroxide on it to kill salmonella & other bacteria!
5. I had fungus on my feet for years - until I sprayed a 50/50 mixture of peroxide and water on them (especially the toes) every night and let dry!
6. Soak any infections or cuts in 3% peroxide for five to ten minutes several times a day.
7. My husband has seen gangrene that would not heal with any medicine,but was healed by soaking in peroxide.
8. Fill a spray bottle with a 50/50 mixture of peroxide and water and keep it in every bathroom to disinfect without harming your septic system like bleach or most other disinfectants will.
9. Tilt your head back and spray into nostrils with your 50/50 mixture whenever you have a cold, or plugged sinuses. It will bubble and help to kill the bacteria. Hold for a few minutes then blow your nose into a tissue.
10. If you have a terrible toothache and cannot get to a dentist right away, put a capful of 3% peroxide into your mouth and hold it for ten minutes several times a day. The pain will lessen greatly.
11. And of course, if you like a natural look to your hair, spray the 50/50 solution on your wet hair after a shower and comb it through. You will not have the peroxide burnt blonde hair like the hair dye packages, but more natural highlights if your hair is a light brown, faddish, or dirty blonde. It also lightens gradually so it's not a drastic change.
12. Put half a bottle of peroxide in your bath to help rid boils,fungus, or other skin infections.
13. You can also add a cup of peroxide instead of bleach to a load of whites in your laundry to whiten them. If there is blood on clothing, pour directly on the soiled spot. Let it sit for a minute, then rub it and rinse with cold water. Repeat if necessary.
14. I use peroxide to clean my mirrors with, & there is no smearing which is why I love it so much for this!
15. If outside in shorts when mosquitos are present, pour some peroxide on a cloth or paper towel and add generously to your bare legs and arms, mosquitos will go bye bye or just buzz around...do this about every 20 or 30minutes & enjoy your outside time in the evenings!
I could go on & on. It is a little brown bottle no home should be without! With prices of most necessities rising, I'm glad there's a way to save tons of money in such a simple, healthy manner. Send on to others who might need to know the benefits of 3% peroxide.
This was written by Becky Ramsey of Indiana. "I would like to tell you of the benefits of that plain little old bottle of 3% peroxide you can get for under $1.00 at any drug store. My husband has been in the medical field for over 36 years, and most doctors don't tell you about peroxide, or they would lose thousands of dollars."
1. Take one capful (the little white cap that comes with the bottle) and hold in your mouth for 10 minutes daily, then spit it out. (I do it when I bathe) No more canker sores & your teeth will be whiter without expensive pastes. Use it instead of mouthwash. (Small print says mouthwash and gargle right on the bottle)
2. Let your toothbrushes soak in a cup of "Peroxide" to keep them free of germs.
3. Clean your counters, table tops with peroxide to kill germs and leave a fresh smell. Simply put a little on your dishrag when you wipe, or spray it on the counters.
4. After rinsing off your wooden cutting board, pour peroxide on it to kill salmonella & other bacteria!
5. I had fungus on my feet for years - until I sprayed a 50/50 mixture of peroxide and water on them (especially the toes) every night and let dry!
6. Soak any infections or cuts in 3% peroxide for five to ten minutes several times a day.
7. My husband has seen gangrene that would not heal with any medicine,but was healed by soaking in peroxide.
8. Fill a spray bottle with a 50/50 mixture of peroxide and water and keep it in every bathroom to disinfect without harming your septic system like bleach or most other disinfectants will.
9. Tilt your head back and spray into nostrils with your 50/50 mixture whenever you have a cold, or plugged sinuses. It will bubble and help to kill the bacteria. Hold for a few minutes then blow your nose into a tissue.
10. If you have a terrible toothache and cannot get to a dentist right away, put a capful of 3% peroxide into your mouth and hold it for ten minutes several times a day. The pain will lessen greatly.
11. And of course, if you like a natural look to your hair, spray the 50/50 solution on your wet hair after a shower and comb it through. You will not have the peroxide burnt blonde hair like the hair dye packages, but more natural highlights if your hair is a light brown, faddish, or dirty blonde. It also lightens gradually so it's not a drastic change.
12. Put half a bottle of peroxide in your bath to help rid boils,fungus, or other skin infections.
13. You can also add a cup of peroxide instead of bleach to a load of whites in your laundry to whiten them. If there is blood on clothing, pour directly on the soiled spot. Let it sit for a minute, then rub it and rinse with cold water. Repeat if necessary.
14. I use peroxide to clean my mirrors with, & there is no smearing which is why I love it so much for this!
15. If outside in shorts when mosquitos are present, pour some peroxide on a cloth or paper towel and add generously to your bare legs and arms, mosquitos will go bye bye or just buzz around...do this about every 20 or 30minutes & enjoy your outside time in the evenings!
I could go on & on. It is a little brown bottle no home should be without! With prices of most necessities rising, I'm glad there's a way to save tons of money in such a simple, healthy manner. Send on to others who might need to know the benefits of 3% peroxide.
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Kinky Friedman for Governor ov Texas
To everyone in the Houston area:
Come see Kinky at his last Houston appearance before the November 7th victory!
Where: Armadillo Palace, 5015 Kirby Drive (next to Goode Co. BBQ)When: Sunday Nov 5th, 3 PM
Who: You, me and the next Governor of the Great State of Texas, Kinky Friedman Entertainment will be provided by John Evans and others to be announced. Kinky will speak around 3:30 PM.This is our chance to show how much we support Kinky and how much we disregard the pollsters! Bring the whole family for a rockin' good time and a great send off to our next Governor. Free and open to the public! BE THERE!
Be sure to check out our blind auction beginning November 1 at http://lists.kinkyfriedman.com/t/42309/2505881/714/0/ for exclusive campaign memorabilia! Bid on a chance to win - a guitar signed by Kinky and Lyle Lovett, Kinky for Gov Guitar Strap worn by Jimmy Buffett, a photo of Kinky and Willie Nelson autographed by both, Rare 1969 photograph of Jimi Hendrix, custom drawn house plans by Marley Porter and custom matted and framed Guy Juke Campaign Logo screen print.
-Go Kinky!
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