Things That I Have Done...

I've jumped from a moving vehicle - twice!!!
I've saved a child from drowning while his parents were only a couple a feet away from him.
I've saved my grandson from a fire and put the fire out without the fire department's help.
I've been to jail 3 times for the same reason.
I've ridden on the back of a motorcycle from Houston, TX to Sturgis, SD and back again and know what saddle sore means.

I've hit a woman in the head with my cell phone and broke 3 fingernails off in her friend's head. (They didn't know what "stfu" meant)

I've been to Disneyworld in Florida and it was the worst vacation of my life.

I've puked in public while my friend held my hair.

I've held my friend's hair while she puked in public.

I've had to drag several of my friends from bars because they were drunk or to fuct up to walk but I don't have that problem.

I can walk and puke at the same time...it's genetic.

I've had more black eyes than I can remember.

I've had my nose broken by an open hand slap.

I once kicked my ex-boyfriend in the head with steel toe boots until my legs were tired while he was driving down the road and sent him to the hospital.

(He deserved it)

I've let numerous people live with us in our house that had no place to go...

why, I don't know.

I've gotten drunk at funerals and weddings because both make me sad.

I've traveled thousands of miles to see live music over the past 30 years and got the t-shirts to prove it.

I've fallen down in the driveway and thought I knocked my teeth loose.

I ate a handful of pills once and lost a week.

I have to bite my tongue on a regular basis to keep from telling my daughter

"I told you so."

I know from personal experience that ADD is hereditary and is passed on from father to son.

I have roller skated through all of downtown Houston.

I have been to Hawaii but didn't get in the water because I was scared of it.

I've only been to 18 out of 50 states of the USA.

Laredo, TX is the closest I've been to Mexico and it's one of the filthiest and scariest places that I've seen in my life.