3 Queens

Three beauty queens are on an aeroplane when it is going to crash, so the first beauty queen starts to put on all of her diamonds and she says, "When they find my body they wil find me first as I will sparkle with diamonds."
The second beauty queen on hearing this puts on her best dress and makeup and says, "When they find my body they will find me first, as they will see me by my fine clothes and my beauty."
The third beauty queen who is black simply takes off her knickers, lifts up her dress and puts her vagina up to one of the windows. When the other two look at her in disgust she simply says, "They always look for the black box first!"