Drunk Rants

I'm glad I didn't get on the computer when I got home last night from seeing one of my favorite bands. I had plenty of drunken rants/babblings/ramblings that I wanted to post but I've forgotten most of them (thanks the gods) this AM but I managed to make a few notes before I went to sleep last night.

1. I drank last night and it made me mad at myself. If they hadn't played that song that reminds me of ME, I would've been ok. At least I didn't get shit-face drunk and make a fool out of myself or did I? I don't remember jumping on the stage with the band or dancing on the table so I think I did ok.

2. I was thinking of changing my name (or when people I meet ask my name, I would use this as a substitute) to either Buffy because of the steroid shots that I've been given or to Buttercup. Why Buttercup I don't know but I was planning on carrying BC powder with me. Like I said, this is a drunken rant and makes no sense this AM.

3. Seems Linda Lou nearly got in a fracas last night with someone. Some girl told her she made her mad or something... I don't recall all of the details but my note says something about me not being from that side of town and she was so she needed to ask her what's up bitch. I'm sure it made perfect sense last night but I can't make heads or tails of my notes this AM...

4. Someone almost hurt my feelings last night. Linda Lou introduced herself to this person who's name I won't mention and when she told him she was a friend of mine, he said "I'm sorry." Maybe that's what triggered the drinking binge along with that damn song. Besides, I don't have any feelings anymore because I'm an heartless, uncaring, insensitive clod whose criptic messages mean nothing. That was last night...this AM I say kiss my lily white ass.

See what I mean? I'm glad I didn't get online because I would've been on there for hours and made myself late to work today. Y'all have a nice weekend!!!