Quotable Quotes

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." Sharon Stone

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" Dustin Hoffman

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." Robin Williams

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." Lynn Lavner

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car." Carrie Snow

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't." Rhonda Hansome

"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows." Jennifer Unlimited

"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult." Charlotte Whitton

"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart." Caryn Leschen

"I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once." Jennifer Unlimited

"If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." Catherine ?

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." Elayne Boosler

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." Maryon Pearson

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. " Zsa Zsa Gabor

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission." Eleanor Roosevelt